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rainhaofbrazil:

y’all remember this shit? incredible.

Buzzfeed ran an article about Israelis taking “bomb shelter selfies” that made me want to throw up.

rainhaofbrazil:

y’all remember this shit? incredible.

Buzzfeed ran an article about Israelis taking “bomb shelter selfies” that made me want to throw up.

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enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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I spaced on my credit card bill date so they’ve called me four times today (even after I paid online after their first call) so now they’re blocked ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I spaced on my credit card bill date so they’ve called me four times today (even after I paid online after their first call) so now they’re blocked ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

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unimpressed2chainz:

you know i really don’t trust ppl who slander salad like sorry you eat trash iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing don’t hate you need to upgrade your salad game accordingly 

pray 4 ppl who eat ranch

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distails:

❤️

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redlobstercult2-thequickening:

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

time to watch the 5 minute preview of the simpsons/family guy crossover

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why did i watch that

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  • mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*
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deathexe:

(hardcore dude on stage) this goes out to every dude who ever got dissed by a girl (feedback swell) its called what the fuck whyd you diss me everybody get the fuck up sing along if you know the words(scrawny dudes are already piling up before the song has started)

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rarishes:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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